Many of you know me as one who has a hard time controlling stress. I tend to worry about things a lot.
Unnecessary things at times or things I have no control over. Eventually I move on and get over it. But not after talking about it for days. So a big thank you to all my friends who listen to me ramble on and on about things that may seem petty to them but are obviously bothering me. For a change I thought I would share a pretty funny story that happened last night. I got the wild hair to clean my
fish tank. Mind you I have never really cleaned it before. I have sort of watched Eric do it from afar but never really helped. I would always ask him if he needed help but he always declined said that he could handle it. I have held onto the hose at times but that is about the extent of my fish tank cleaning knowledge. So I did my best to catch all the fish. Just FYI some of them swim pretty fast and they will swim from you. So after finally catching all of them I put them in a bowl with water of course on the counter. Then I got to work. I noticed my filter and all that stuff
attached to it needed to be cleaned so I removed it and I removed the water air maker thing in the middle. Sorry I don't know its name. I just know it makes lots of bubbles. Upon
expection it was full of algae and so I cleaned everything out and started taking water out of the tank. I was spilling it all over the floor but had towels so as I was spilling I was mopping up too. I scrubbed the sides down as best as I could and decided it was good enough. I couldn't get all the water out because 1. the fish tank is entirely too heavy for me to carry outside and 2. my pitcher could only get so much. I figured a little algae wouldn't hurt them. They have been swimming in it this long. So I did my best putting the fish tank back together. Note to self pay attention how you take things apart. Might make it a little easier to put back together. Just
sayin. So I got the water hose. I'm thinking
OK. I have no one to hold the hose but if I turn it on low maybe it won't get out of the tank. WRONG. I turned on the hose it flew out of the fish tank and water started squirting EVERYWHERE. I mean it was squirting behind the
fish tank, the
DVD tower and the
TV. I am yelling swear words trying to get to the water hose to keep it from getting to electrical outlets and my
TV and stuff. Get to the hose. There is water everywhere. I mean a lot of water. Get the hose in the tank. This whole time I'm telling Blake go get me towels. Of course him being 4 he is like Good Grief Mom. Get a grip. He isn't quite getting it that I need something to clean up the mess. After I feel I can leave the hose for the second it takes to run and get towels I grab all the towels in hall closet. I start the tedious task of mopping up the floor. Our housing has wood laminate floors. Water sitting on them for any amount of time will ruin them. And since Eric and I aren't going to be in this house long I know I need to get the water up. I am pushing furniture out of the way. I had to move the
TV stand the fish tank and
DVD tower plus coffee table to mop up water. Yeah it was THAT bad! So I get the water mopped up. Or at least I hope I got all of it. I mean I moved everything so I'm thinking if any got away that I didn't know about I will find it today when I move everything again to clean
LOL. Anyway after all the water and drama I sat down. I couldn't believe that I had really let that happen. I knew better right? I mean most people know that when you turn a water hose on the pressure is going to make it go haywire. Oh well you live you learn right? This whole thing taught me one thing. Me and fish tanks are not meant to happen. And
that's OK. I accept the fact that I'm not good at it. I don't have to be great at everything. After a major time out and a beer I feel better about what happened. I only lost 1 fish and he jumped out of the bowl. I tried to save him but it was too late. So this is the Great Fish Tank Fiasco 2010. I Hope you got a laugh or two. Now looking back I know I am.
Aloha,
Amber